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Author: Bjarne Knausgard

‘Mad’ Mike Hughes, Flat-Earthers And Intravenous Clorox Theory

April 26, 2020April 26, 2020

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. (a tweet posted by The Flat Earth Society)

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Dark Enlightenment

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020

Society cannot function without myths.

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America At 400: 1619-2019

December 30, 2019December 31, 2019

“America has turned its back on some of its best achievements, and never showed the courage (or desire) to completely distance itself from some of the worst practices of its past”.

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Degenerate Matter And The Mathematics Of Poverty

November 10, 2019November 10, 2019

“20th century capitalism is a spectacular confirmation of this mathematical result”.

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Recontextualization Of Crime

October 8, 2019November 27, 2021

“There is some method, albeit a shallow one, to his apparent madness”.

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Amusement Parks For Angry Citizens

September 1, 2019September 1, 2019

“The arrival of Trump was an extension of Fox’s vision beyond media”.

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Since WWII, The Number Of Mass Killings Has Been Growing Exponentially

August 3, 2019August 4, 2019

“This is how crazy the world has become”.

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Fourth World War And The Rise Of Political Infantilism

July 3, 2019July 3, 2019

“Happy 4th. Enjoy the fireworks.”

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The Ecstasy And The Agony Of Power

June 3, 2019June 4, 2019

“2016 — the big bang of the right wing populism — was a septic shock to the system with compromised immunity.”

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The Simulated Devil’s Playground

April 3, 2019November 1, 2021

“Camouflaging liminality as an escape route from marginality in today’s America has the sole purpose of reconciling the interests of billionaires with those of the marginalized sector of its population.”

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We Need To Learn To Speak Again

February 18, 2019February 19, 2019

“Why does it appear impossible to dispute obvious lies and falsehoods with simple and self-evident truths?”

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The Genesis Of Governmentality And The Great Flood Of Arbitrariness

December 28, 2018December 29, 2018

“At the end, it is down to a binary choice between two alternatives, neither one of which would have been found acceptable if they had been subjected to free (and/or intelligent) choice.”

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The Gods Must Be Crazy: The Rise Of The Primitive Society Of The Future

November 10, 2018November 11, 2018

Modernity in its later phase reads like mankind’s love affair with authority.

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The Number Of Mass Killings Has Exceeded The Number Of Calendar Days

October 27, 2018October 29, 2018

“Since WWII, the number of mass killings (defined as an idiosyncratic, not state-sanctioned, killing spree with multiple victims) has been growing exponentially at a rate of 5% every year. This means that every 20 years or so, the number of mass killings triples (1.0520 = 3).”

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It Is The Eleventh Hour For White American Males

October 22, 2018October 23, 2018

“A collateral damage of capitalism’s global triumph, beaten in just about any game that matters, even the ones they invented, they are joining the ranks of excess population facing a threat of irreversible social displacement and marginalization.”

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A Decade Of Counterfactual Reality Or How To Quiet A Vampire Of History (15 September 2008, Ten Years Later)

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

“$7 trillion was the price that had to be paid for suspending the crushing force of gravity that would have otherwise caused the collapse of the entire capitalist system.”

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Erectile Alchemy And Bubble Addiction

September 12, 2018September 13, 2018

“However, despite their repeated failures, we still seem to be unable to shake off our bubble addiction.”

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Complexity Curse: From Low Productivity To Social Fragmentation

September 3, 2018September 4, 2018

“Politics has become a problem instead of a solution.”

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The Seventh Summer: Cognitive Instability From Hendrix To Trump

August 27, 2017January 26, 2019

“…history reminds us that there exists a greater proximity between laughable and dreadful than calmer times would admit.”

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