A country of immigrants whose unofficial mascot beseeches the world to, “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” will now institute a policy of “reverse migration.”
That’s according to Donald Trump, who was none too pleased — or perhaps I should say positively elated, depending on how inclined you are to view the world through a cynical lens — at the shooting of two National Guard members in the nation’s capital just before Thanksgiving.
Unfortunately for brown people and immigrants, the shooter was a brown immigrant. It doesn’t help that one of the victims — who passed away over the holiday — was a rosy-cheeked, 20-year-old white woman named Sarah.

As you can see, the juxtaposition between the slain Guardsmember (on the left) and the suspect (on the right) is rather stark. That sort of contrast is a veritable godsend for Stephen Miller’s anti-immigration propaganda campaign.
The shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, was raised in southeastern Afghanistan, where he was just a child when the US invaded after 9/11. Eventually, he enlisted in a CIA program that recruited locals for an initiative to field Afghan special operations units which the Taliban repeatedly accused of committing atrocities and war crimes against locals with the implicit blessing of the CIA. (The CIA denies this.)
It’s still unclear why Lakanwal, who was resettled in Washington state with his wife and children after Kabul fell to the Taliban again in August of 2021, took it upon himself to murder Beckstrom and critically wound Andrew Wolfe, the other Guardsmember victimized in the attack.
What’s clear as day is that Miller and Trump are going to leverage the tragedy to institute yet another sweeping crackdown on immigration including a “permanent pause” (which I’d be remiss not to note is a contradiction in terms) on migration “from all Third World Countries,” as Trump put it.
Trump didn’t define Third World Country, but it’s safe to say there’s a lot of overlap with his infamous “shithole country” category. He also promised to denaturalize anyone who attempts to disrupt “domestic tranquility” and alluded to rolling back scores of legal admissions granted during the Biden administration. “[A]nyone who is not a net asset to the United States,” will be removed, Trump said, as will anyone deemed “incapable of loving our Country.”
The administration will apparently review nearly 200,000 Afghan immigrants resettled in the US for suitability, many of whom earned their golden ticket by assisting the US in America’s longest war, a siege that killed an estimated 47,000 Afghan civilians.
In addition, Trump’s “reexamin[ing]” the Green Cards of “every alien from every country of concern,” as Immigration Services chief Joseph Edlow put it.
The new crackdown comes atop a hodgepodge of efforts to curb illegal and, in some cases, legal immigration during Trump’s second term, and that’s to say nothing of ICE’s nationwide deportation campaign which has drawn protests in cities across the country.
Responding to the Wall Street Journal‘s editorial board which modestly suggested that Lakanwal’s actions shouldn’t be used as a justification for “collective punishment of all Afghans in the US,” Miller said, “This is the great lie of mass migration.”
“No magic transformation occurs when failed states cross borders,” Miller, who critics habitually liken to Joseph Goebbels, went on. “At scale, migrants and their descendants recreate the conditions, and terrors of their broken homelands.”
“Tell me about it, white man,” said every Native American.


The alleged gunman, identified by officials as 29-year-old Rahmanullah Lakanwal, was granted asylum this year under Trump, according to a U.S. government file seen by Reuters.
Over two-thirds of the roughly 53,000 people arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and detained as of November 15 had no criminal convictions, according to ICE statistics.
Both in the same piece today from Reuters.
I feel compelled to ask, not to be supercilious or sarcastic, but because I cannot discern via the power of my own intellect: what is your point?
It’s in my nature to be a condescending prick, but that’s really not my intent here. I’m honestly mystified as to what direction you’re trying to go with this comment.
When issuing from the mouth of Donald Trump, “Contradiction in terms,” is not the preferred nomenclature Dude. “Oxymoron,” please.
Looks like we’re going over Authoritarian Falls. You know that’s happening when El Presidente decides who goes to jail and who gets out.
I recently had an Afghan uber driver who had provided security services for the NYT in Afghanistan. I can’t help but wonder what’ll happen to that guy and his family.
Meanwhile, whatever happened to all the claims about the Charlie Kirk assassin being transgender? Who wants to bet that Kash probably based his initial conclusions on internet rumors and the assassin didn’t actually fit any of their narratives. They’ll continue to ignore the mass murders and assassinations committed by young white males as we wait for the next one.
Oh yeah, and the president just pardoned El Chapo’s political associate while blowing up people on boats and just asking us to trust him. It’s all so unbelievably stupid.
There’s different ways of looking at the situation. As for me, this is beginning to look like something that will work in my favor.
For example, let’s say I don’t like someone (for whatever reason). I can call up the Trumpfen Sturmabteilung (ICE) on the phone, giving them the excuse that the person I don’t like is an illegal alien, and the Trumpfen Sturmabteilung will come and whisk them away for me.
Very convenient…