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I’m really hoping for an in-depth article about the Trump Bible sales. I laugh just thinking about how great it would be…
I hear they are the “best bibles”.
That’s what people tell me. Everyone knows the Bible is the second best book ever written. Sales will be yuge! I mean, I haven’t read it myself, but this Jesus guy gets great ratings from what they tell me. I have my people working on a sequel already.
Stay tuned for the Trump Pocket Constitution, Unitary Executive edition.
It’s hard to know how to satirize it. He basically shot a video saying, “Hey, it’s me. Lee and I are teaming up on these bibles. Who wants one? They’re a steal at $60 plus shipping and handling.” At one point, he said something to the effect of “I’m proud to endorse this book.” I couldn’t possibly make that any funnier than it is on its own.
I mean, you could, but at a certain point it starts to feel icky, like you’ve somehow been tainted by its stench.
At least he had the Bible right side up this time.