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Thursday Satire: Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Low White Vote Count

“Mitch McConnell needs a white-vote count of at least fifty in order to function,” he said. “If it falls below fifty and stays there for an extended period of time, he cannot survive.”

“Mitch McConnell needs a white-vote count of at least fifty in order to function,” he said. “If it falls below fifty and stays there for an extended period of time, he cannot survive.”
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2 comments on “Thursday Satire: Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Low White Vote Count

  1. No one likes to speak ill of the dead, but McConnell only acts and looks dead. So, please let this ass hole with the “low white vote count pass” as nature and functional democracy principals intended – into the great Senatorial preferential retirement beyond – so far beyond mere mortals’.

    Please, no heroic efforts to save him and for god sake no primary organ harvesting that one of us might unknowingly receive – well not that anus transplants are that common.

  2. That’s terrific, but what turtle boy needs is a taste of his own medicine: for Tim Scott to vote no.

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