Behold! A ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Black Swan Yuan Event
You better hope that trade “deal” isn’t “fake news”…
Category: south korea
Recapping Friday’s Monumental Rally In Asian Stocks
Now that’s what I call a rally.
‘Goldilocks’ Is Dead: Say Hi To The ‘Synchronized Global Slowdown’ Meme
On Wednesday, markets received a slew of economic data to support the notion that the era of “synchronous global growth” is over.
In Asia: Free Fall
Grab a parachute.
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
Which One Of You Is Buying South Korean Stocks Now That The Nuclear War Has Been Postponed?
News that Donald Trump is prepared to meet Kim Jong-Un for what will undoubtedly be one of the most hilarious photo ops in political history was enough to help Asian shares close the week on a high note.
Kim Jong-Un, Trump To Meet ‘By May’
CHUNG SAYS TRUMP, NORTH KOREA’S KIM WILL MEET BY MAY
If You’re Calling North Korea’s Nuclear Olive Branch A Victory For Trump, You’re Probably A Trump Whore
So in other words, Kim will tell you he’s destroyed his nukes (just like Bashar al-Assad will swear he has no chemical weapons) if everyone acquiesces to letting a repressive regime that starves its own people and murders dissenters remain in power.
Asia Rally Dies On The Vine, But On The Bright Side, There’s A German Coalition
Ok, so there’s good news on Wednesday morning and there’s also some not-so-good news.
Japanese Stocks Routed, Kosdaq Collapses As Global Stocks React To Wall Street Turmoil
So you tell me: “healthy correction” or “global rout”?
In Asia: A Sea Of Red On Tuesday
The screens are red. Might need to reboot.