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Horrible Slump In European Auto Market And Grievous Cut To German Growth Outlook Are Things That Don’t Matter, Yes?

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

“Hope springs eternal.”

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Stimulate Me! China Ain’t Done Yet

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Xi has your back, or so it seems.

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Morgan Stanley Delivers Solid Quarter Amid Otherwise Mixed Bank Earnings

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Gorman delivers top and bottom line beats after lackluster Q4.

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China Hits Home Run With Hotly-Anticipated Data Deluge

April 16, 2019

This will certainly come as a relief.

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A New ‘Problem’ Emerges In US-China Trade Talks

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

And now, more absurdity.

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Goldman: ‘Market Depth Has Stopped Improving’, Stocks Still ‘Vulnerable To Sudden Volatility Shifts’

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

“Use protection”.

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Gray Rhino Or Black Swan? Characterizing Vol. Spikes In A ‘Smart Power’ Regime

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

Oh, and in case the “gray rhino”/”black swan” fans are wondering…

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Bank Of America Delivers Decent Quarter, Wonders If It’s Good Enough For You

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

All in all, one doubts this is going to be “enough”…

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Adam Schiff Issues ‘Friendly Subpoenas’ To Deutsche Bank, Others In Russia Probe

April 15, 2019September 30, 2019

“As part of our oversight authority”…

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It’s Quiet – But Is It Too Quiet?

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

Lifelessly adrift – again…

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FOCMO And ‘The Art Of The Threat’

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

“Or to spell it out”…

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Goldman Delivers A ‘Meh’

April 15, 2019April 15, 2019

This seems somewhat uninspiring.

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Data Dependent: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 14, 2019April 15, 2019

Good news is good news (again), but that means the flipside holds, too.

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Hypothetical ‘$2 Trillion Disasters’ And What Not…

April 14, 2019

There’s some hyperbole going on here…

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Trump Says Fed Should Drive Dow To 36,000, Says QE Should Have Never Been Stopped

April 14, 2019April 14, 2019

“If the Fed had done its job properly, which it has not”…

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After The Biggest Pre-Season EPS Cut In Three Years, Here’s What Matters During Earnings Season…

April 13, 2019

This may be wholly self-evident/tautological, but…

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Mario Draghi Says He’s Concerned About Fed Independence Amid Trump Attacks

April 13, 2019

“…the whole credibility of monetary policy hinges on that.”

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Apparently, It’s A Binary Choice: ‘Cash Out, Or Go All In”

April 13, 2019April 13, 2019

Narrator: It’s not that simple.

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‘Apocalypse Postponed’

April 12, 2019

But for how long?

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Stephen Moore – Who Can’t Handle Erin Burnett – Incurs Terrible Wrath Of Elizabeth Warren

April 12, 2019April 12, 2019

“For one, you have repeatedly made substantive, inaccurate claims about important aspects of the economy”…

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Parsing China’s ‘Monster Prints’

April 12, 2019April 12, 2019

If it’s good news on the “reflation” narrative you seek, blockbuster credit growth and export data will do.

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JPMorgan Beats, As Revenue Tops Highest Estimate, FICC Good Enough

April 12, 2019April 12, 2019

Good enough?

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Is This A ‘Reflation’ Day Or A ‘Growth Scare’ Day?

April 11, 2019April 11, 2019

The macro narrative is now bifurcated.

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‘You Can Make A Reincarnated Steve Jobs The Next CEO’, And Other Highlights From Goldman’s Buyback Chat With Aswath Damodaran

April 11, 2019November 1, 2021

“Business history is full of unintended consequences of legislation.”

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One Bank Marvels At ‘The Strongest Reach-For-Yield Tailwind Since The GFC’

April 11, 2019

“Who would imagine that 2019 Q1 would have been the strongest quarter since the global financial crisis.”

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‘Growth-Phobiacs’ And Rates That Will ‘Never Rise Again’

April 11, 2019April 11, 2019

Let’s just call this what it is.

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Brings Some ‘Real Heat’, Talks Fed’s ‘New Playbook’, Another ‘Reflation Run’

April 11, 2019April 11, 2019

“But for the real ‘HEAT’ of today’s note”…

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