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Hell Hath No (Fire And) Fury.

January 5, 2018January 5, 2018

Up, up and away, but remember…

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Reservoir Dogs.

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“He’s just gonna decide – out of the blue! – to rip us off?”

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Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Just try not to focus on that, ok?

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One Bank Reveals 7 Key Calls For The New Year

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

But for those interested in trying to “DO SOMETHING” (as opposed to just kicking back and being “actively” passive)…

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Heigh-Ho.

January 2, 2018January 2, 2018

It was back to work on Tuesday as investors, analysts, and pundits alike drug their tired asses back to the desk after the holiday break.

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Of Secessionists And Populists: Across The Pond And Back Again

January 1, 2018January 1, 2018

The stamina of the secessionists and the propitiation of the populists…

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Requiem For 2017: The Year In Charts

December 29, 2017December 29, 2017

Cheers to you in the new year…

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Adrift.

December 27, 2017December 27, 2017

Who’s long weed and palladium?

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And To All A Good Night.

December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Don’t forget the eggnog.

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‘More Misery’: Stocks Dive In Spain As Catalonia Persists In Fantasy It Is Independent State

December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Treasonous bastards are back.

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Groundhog Day.

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

Again.

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Byahhhh!

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“Screwed you’re.”

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Color Me Bigly.

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Risk. On. Dammit.

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Monday Brings Another Record Low Vol. Moment

December 18, 2017

What could go wrong? It’s not like there’s political turmoil across the pond and there’s no way the ECB taper could go awry, right?

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The Clock Is Ticking: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

All in all, “no rest for the weary” if you’re a market observer/trader. 

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The Rich Get Richer.

December 15, 2017

And that’s the week.

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Jenga.

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

Nobody pull the wrong block.

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Here Are The New ECB Projections Everyone Was Waiting On…

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

Ok, with that out of the way, here are the key projections…

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ECB On Hold, All Eyes On The Outlook As ‘Goldilocks’ Conditions Affirmed By PMIs

December 14, 2017

“They can afford to be boring.”

But watch that 2020 forecast.

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Another Day In Hell.

December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

This was another day dominated by crypto news, tax banter, and Donald Trump – in other words…

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A December Hike And Yellen’s Last Hurrah: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

A snowy hike and so much more.

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‘The Inconvenient Truth About Asset Bubbles’

December 8, 2017December 8, 2017

Any questions? If so, please refer them to your favorite FinTwit pundit who will be happy to show you a chart he made on Excel that “disproves” all of the above.

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Trouble In Paradise.

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

There’s trouble in market paradise.

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Tech Selloffs, Taxes And Eonia Mysteries

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

No sooner had markets made Wednesday’s tech bloodbath a distant memory by staging a furious rally on Thursday predicated almost entirely on tax cut optimism, than things went awry in the Senate where lawmakers, still wrangling over the tax plan’s implications for the deficit, suspended voting until Friday.

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Rally Monkey.

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

Tech bloodbath forgotten. Never mind the bonds.

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Bubble Trouble.

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

“Pop”?

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Nothing Doing.

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

Not exactly “exhilarating.”

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