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Category: Department of Justice

Bobby Three Sticks.

March 22, 2019October 30, 2021

“No collusion, no collusion”.

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Adam Schiff Will ‘Obviously’ Subpoena Mueller Report, May Sue Some Folks If There’s A Coverup

February 24, 2019September 30, 2019

“…and work to have Robert Mueller testify before Congress if the Justice Department decides not make the report public.”

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There’s No Way Trump Asked Matt Whitaker To Obstruct Justice Because That Would Be Totally Out Of Character

February 19, 2019February 20, 2019

Oh, boy Matt.

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Can America Trust William Barr To Make Sure Mayor McCheese Doesn’t Get Away With Treason? Let’s Ask Him!

January 15, 2019January 16, 2019

Yes. No. It depends.

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Rod Rosenstein All Set To Leave America At The Mercy Of Trump And William Barr

January 9, 2019January 9, 2019

Rod Rosenstein has had enough, and you can hardly blame him.

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DoJ Considering Anti-OPEC Legislation, Opening Door To (I Guess) Matt Whitaker Suing Saudi Arabia

November 21, 2018November 22, 2018

“…but let’s go lower!”

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Trump Imagines Robert Mueller Runs His Investigation Like Trump Runs The White House

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

“…screaming and shouting at people and horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want.” 

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Maryland Seeks Judgement Declaring Rosenstein Acting Attorney General, Voiding Trump’s Matt Whitaker Gambit

November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Supreme Court, here we come…

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Rod Rosenstein Said To Resign As Deputy AG: Constitutional Crisis, Here We Come

September 24, 2018September 25, 2018

Expect a veritable firestorm on the Hill.

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Rod Rosenstein Definitely Didn’t Secretly Record Trump And Plot To Oust Him With The 25th Amendment, Ok?!

September 21, 2018October 17, 2021

This wouldn’t be the first time someone has mentioned the 25th…

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Trump Takes Sessions Attack To New Level: ‘I Don’t Have An Attorney General’

September 19, 2018

“It’s very sad”.

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New York Times Confident Sessions Won’t Bow To Trump’s Threats To Find ‘Anominoushhh’ Op-Ed Writer

September 7, 2018

“We’re confident that the Department of Justice that the First Amendment protects all American citizens.”

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‘We Are Not Some Banana Republic!’ Lawmakers Recoil As Trump Says Sessions Shouldn’t Indict Republicans

September 3, 2018September 4, 2018

“This, by the way, is next level crazy, inappropriate, unethical, stupid and incriminating.”

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Trump Studies ‘Great Scholars’, Determines Mueller Probe Is ‘Illegal’

August 30, 2018September 1, 2018

Trump weighs in on “witch hunts” and his plans to fire Jeff Sessions.

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‘I Think The Fix Is In’: Trump Said To Discuss Firing Jeff Sessions With Lawyers, Aides

August 28, 2018October 15, 2021

“I wouldn’t trust this president to put someone in place [who] wouldn’t an hour after he’s sworn in fire Mueller.”

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Trump: Sessions ‘Doesn’t Understand What’s Happening’, ‘I May Get Involved!’

August 25, 2018October 16, 2021

“Let us now praise Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.”

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‘Come On Jeff, You Can Do It!’ Trump Demands Sessions Investigate Long List Of Political Rivals

August 24, 2018October 15, 2021

A love the smell of obstruction of justice in the morning.

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Jeff Sessions Hits Back At Trump As Republicans Suggest Attorney General Will Be Fired

August 23, 2018August 25, 2018

“While I am Attorney General, the actions of the Department will not be improperly influenced by politics.”

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‘It’s More Likely I’ll Be Playing In The NBA’: Top Republicans Lampoon Meadows, Jordan For Rosenstein Impeachment Push

July 25, 2018October 14, 2021

No, this is not going anywhere.

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