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‘Nuclear’ Stimulus Bombs, No Entry To China And The Dow’s New ‘Bull Market’

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“It’s not even a bazooka”, Jones went on to say. “It’s more like a nuclear bomb”.

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No Butterflies Here: Caterpillar Dives In Nauseating Knee-Jerk To Earnings Miss

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

“High water mark.”

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Caterpillar Says Tariffs May Cost It $200 Million, But That’s Fine ‘Cause They Can Always Just Raise Prices

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018

“High-water mark?”

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When Caterpillar Told You Q1 Was As Good As It’s Going To Get, What They Actually Meant Was That Things Are Going ‘Exceptionally’ Well

May 8, 2018

WTF is this shit?

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