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Joe Biden Is A Regular Franklin Roosevelt (New Deal Sold Separately)

July 8, 2020October 12, 2021

“Biden firmly believes you can’t leapfrog the political reality”.

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The Tragic Irony Of Bernie Sanders

April 8, 2020April 8, 2020

As it turns out, everyone is a “Democratic socialist” when there’s a viral plague.

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Bernie Sanders Isn’t ‘Crazy.’ But The Rest Of Us Just Might Be.

February 23, 2020February 23, 2020

Who you calling “crazy”?

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Define Irony: Wall Street Hates Communism But Prays For China To Bail Out Markets

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

Featuring Leon Cooperman.

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Markets Resilient, Blankfein Rants About Russians As Virus Lingers, Bernie Tops Polls

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

Billionaires, Bernie and a possibly-fading pandemic.

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America Is (Still) Serious About ‘President’ Pete Buttigieg

February 4, 2020February 5, 2020

What would a general election look like that pits Mayor Pete against a would-be third world strongman?

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Buy The Viral-Apocalypse-Dip (Bern Victims)

January 28, 2020January 28, 2020

On the off chance the world doesn’t end this month or next…

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Morgan Stanley: A Good Economy Does Not Guarantee Trump’s Re-Election

January 8, 2020

“We have no precedent for an incumbent with a good economy but weak poll numbers”.

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Bernie Dusts Dems In Q4 Fundraising Race With $34.5 Million Haul

January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

Meanwhile, Trump has more than $100 million cash on-hand.

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Pete Buttigieg Storms To Commanding Lead In Iowa With Remarkable 16-Point Surge

November 16, 2019November 17, 2019

Buttigieg called the results “extremely encouraging”.

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Read The Bernie Sanders Plan To Legalize Marijuana (Which Was Rolled Out At Exactly 4:20)

October 24, 2019October 24, 2019

“We will legalize marijuana and vacate and expunge past marijuana convictions.”

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Bernie Sanders Unveils Tax Plan To Punish Egregious 287X CEO-Worker Pay Gap

September 30, 2019

“The American people want corporations to invest in their workers, not just dividends, stock buybacks and outrageous compensation packages”.

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‘There Should Be No Billionaires’: Here Is The Bernie Sanders ‘Extreme Wealth Tax’ Plan

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019

“In order to reduce the outrageous level of inequality that exists in America today and to rebuild the disappearing middle class”…

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‘This Is The First Major Shakeup’: Elizabeth Warren Overtakes Joe Biden In Iowa

September 22, 2019November 2, 2019

Here are the details.

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No, Donald Trump’s Baltimore Attacks Are Not Comparable To Bernie Sanders’s ‘Third World’ Comments

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“I am in a very beautiful oval shaped office”.

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Reclamation Project(s).

July 8, 2019July 8, 2019

As everyone piles on “Crazy Joe”, is Trump underestimating Kamala Harris?

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‘This Is A Disgrace’: Bernie Sanders Furious After Reporter Tweets Goldman Note On Banks And Tax Plan

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

“Feel the ‘Bern'”

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In Op-Ed, Elizabeth Warren And Bernie Sanders Ask Who Congress Really Works For

December 18, 2017

“The task in front of Congress over the coming week boils down to a basic question: Does Washington work for all of us or just for those at the top?”

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Clinton Campaign Is ‘Pretty Tired Of People’ Telling Them What It Was Like To Run Clinton Campaign

November 5, 2017November 5, 2017

“It is particularly troubling and puzzling that she would seemingly buy into false Russian-fueled propaganda, spread by both the Russians and our opponent, about our candidate’s health.”

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‘The Fix Was In’: Bernie Sanders Didn’t Sign Up To Be In An Episode Of The Sopranos

November 4, 2017November 4, 2017

“If you really want to get a good laugh, read this once, and then read it a second time. Only the second time around, replace every mention of “Hillary Clinton” with “Fat Tony”.

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Bernie Sanders Wants To Join The Modern World On Healthcare – But ‘Don’t Worry’, Trump Won’t Let Us

September 16, 2017September 16, 2017

“This is a pivotal moment in American history. Do we, as a nation, join the rest of the industrialized world and guarantee comprehensive health care to every person as a human right?”

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