Guy Who Shot Car Into Space While Customers Waited For Cars They Already Paid For Wants To Rank The Media’s Credibility

Elon Musk is a transformational figure in American business. No one can really dispute this fact. He’s basically what would have happened if Thomas Edison fucked Henry Ford in 1970 and they gave the baby to Steve Jobs to raise.

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Jared Kushner – Newly Minted Big Boy – Can Now See All The Classified Information He Wants, So Thank God For That!

“Now that Jared is able to see the highest levels of secure information, he’s likely to whip up a Middle East peace plan in a jiffy, or at least start leaking shit to his royal buddy the Saudi Crown Prince again, so ol’ Mohammad bin Salman, AKA “MBS,” will know whom he can have assassinated or tortured with no reactions from the US. Allegedly.”

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