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Tell Us More Rudy Giuliani. Please, God Tell Us More.

"We are old enough to remember when this guy insisted that the investigation would be over in two weeks, but please, tell us more about the time when Robert Mueller sat down with Rudy Giuliani for a long heart-to-heart about legal strategy!"

"We are old enough to remember when this guy insisted that the investigation would be over in two weeks, but please, tell us more about the time when Robert Mueller sat down with Rudy Giuliani for a long heart-to-heart about legal strategy!"
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1 comment on “Tell Us More Rudy Giuliani. Please, God Tell Us More.

  1. “From the car, he calls reporters and tells them that Robert Mueller totally said that he plans to wrap up the obstruction investigation by September so as not to interfere with the midterms. And reporters actually print that shit like it could be true!”

    I can’t tell you how batshit crazy it would be for Mueller to render segmented factual fundings and conclusions of law in a report solely on the issue of “obstruction.” Which obstruction would be addressed here? Trump has engaged in so many identifiable and distinguishable acts of criminal “obstruction,” or “delay,” or “hinder” as to require a report containing 10-15 chapters, with each chapter addressing a single criminal act having corrupt intent to “obstruct,” or “delay,” or “hinder.”

    And what if Mueller was to render such a report finding overwhelming factual evidence to support legal findings of corrupt intent to “obstruct,” or “delay,” or “hinder?” Then what are the chances of Trump allowing the witch hunt to proceed and his not going completely off his rocker, firing Rosenstein, appointing his replacement and thereby gutting the Mueller investigation?

    Since the underlying facts that relate to the various counts of criminal “obstruction,” “delay,” or “hinder,” also relate to the other investigation, we can be certain that this first report will be highly redacted, thereby exposing it to charges of coverup.

    Batshit crazy is an understatement.

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