RBC’s Joseph Spak Writes Letter To Elon Musk That’s Just As ‘Boring’ And ‘Boneheaded’ As The Questions He Tried To Ask On The Tesla Call

Think of it like a reverse Dear Abby, where “Abby” is called “Elon” and via a collection of companies, “she” makes semi-autonomous (and seemingly combustible) electric cars, literal rocket ships, mass market flamethrowers and in the not-so-distant future, candy.

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‘Who Knew Michael Cohen Was Leonardo da Vinci?’ Trump Lawyer Trolled As Novartis, AT&T Struggle To Explain Ties To Porn Star Slush Fund

Now, everyone listed in that document is scrambling around to try and explain exactly why they wired a shit load of money to a shell company that, among other things, was used to payoff a goddamn porn star who (allegedly) spanked the President of the United States with a magazine, before fucking him while watching Shark Week.

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