By Five Dollar Feminist as originally published over at Wonkette and reposted here with permission
Before we get to rounding up all the Michael Cohen news from the past three days, can we just ask WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING HERE?
That jacket is a war crime! Who thinks, “I’m going to appear on the front page of every paper in the country smoking big cigars with my friends who DEFINITELY don’t look like the cast of Goodfellas while the judge demands to know where I am (not there!). I should wear that blazer that looks like my granddad’s BarcaLounger!”
Okay, movin’ on! There’s a lot of Michael Cohen bullshit to get through before he shows up in court again this afternoon, so let’s hit it quick.
We’re Back to the Taint Team
A week ago, Michael Cohen got KNOCK-KNOCK-MOTHERFUCKERED at his home, office, and hotel by the FBI, who scooped up all his dirty laundry and took it to a secure facility for a sniffing. The normal procedure is for the the FBI to employ a team of investigators called the Taint Team (aka Filter Team) to go over evidence seized from an attorney and weed out documents covered by attorney-client privilege, before turning it over to invest
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