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Day: February 8, 2018

Did ‘The Market’s Boogeymen’ Just Suffer Their Worst 5-Day Loss On Record?

Did ‘The Market’s Boogeymen’ Just Suffer Their Worst 5-Day Loss On Record?

February 8, 2018February 8, 20184 min read

This is a particularly touchy subject under normal circumstances and this week is not a week that falls in the “normal circumstances” category, which means this debate is even more contentious than it usually is.

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Epsilon Theory’s Latest: ‘The Fundamentals Are Sound’

Epsilon Theory’s Latest: ‘The Fundamentals Are Sound’

February 8, 201822 min read

Is inception possible?

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‘I Was Told There Would Be No Corrections’

‘I Was Told There Would Be No Corrections’

February 8, 20182 min read

To be sure, in some contexts it’s impossible to be on the “wrong” side of “being screwed”. Unfortunately, this isn’t one of those contexts. 

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Harry.

Harry.

February 8, 2018February 8, 20183 min read

Translation: this is not a drill, dammit.

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The Psychedelic Swan Moment And Retail’s Volatility Addiction

The Psychedelic Swan Moment And Retail’s Volatility Addiction

February 8, 2018February 8, 20184 min read

…that was a 23-standard deviation event. I’m not sure what color swan that is – maybe psychedelic?

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Morons Massacred As Short Vol. Double Down Goes Horribly Wrong

Morons Massacred As Short Vol. Double Down Goes Horribly Wrong

February 8, 2018February 8, 20182 min read

“There’s always Target.”

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‘BTFD’ Stories Hit Record: Put Down That Limit Order And Go Choke On Some Totino’s

‘BTFD’ Stories Hit Record: Put Down That Limit Order And Go Choke On Some Totino’s

February 8, 2018February 8, 2018

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‘Shocks’ And A ‘Critical’ Level

‘Shocks’ And A ‘Critical’ Level

February 8, 2018February 8, 20185 min read

In pop culture terms, “there’s levels to this shit.”

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Good News! VIX ETP Rebalance Risk Really Isn’t A Problem Anymore!

Good News! VIX ETP Rebalance Risk Really Isn’t A Problem Anymore!

February 8, 2018February 8, 20183 min read

In that same kind of way where that festering hornets’ nest in your garage isn’t a problem anymore…

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BOE Thinks Maybe You’re Not Taking Them Entirely Serious When It Comes To Hikes

BOE Thinks Maybe You’re Not Taking Them Entirely Serious When It Comes To Hikes

February 8, 2018February 8, 20181 min read

Well that’s a bit hawkish…

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Yeah, So China’s Yuan Just Plunged The Most Since The Devaluation

Yeah, So China’s Yuan Just Plunged The Most Since The Devaluation

February 8, 2018February 8, 20183 min read

Ok, well the yuan plunged overnight.

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