A Drunk Trump Asks If ‘There Are Any Russians In West Virginia’

On one hand, Donald Trump is taking the Russia investigation extremely seriously.

After all, it’s all he ever talks about, he’s constantly on the defensive, and he consistently does things that make him look guilty as sin. Like say, firing the FBI Director in charge of that same Russia investigation. Or like trying to shame his Attorney General into resigning because he had the audacity to recuse himself from the probe after perjuring himself at his confirmation hearing. And on, and on.

On the other hand, Trump has made a mockery of the ongoing effort by lawmakers and the intelligence community to get to the bottom of exactly what went on in last year’s election.

Well, hours after WSJ reported that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in Washington to investigate Russia’s interference (a report which was promptly followed by a Reuters story that revealed grand jury subpoenas have been issued in connection with the now infamous meeting between Trump Jr. and Russian go-betweens), Trump held a rally in Huntington, West Virginia.

In an effort to play down the increasingly aggressive investigation in front of a friendly (and delirious) crowd, Trump joked about the whole thing. And while what he said was anything but funny, you have to try and find the humor in it. Which is why we’ve slowed it down for maximum comedic effect.

Behold: “drunk” Trump asks if “there are any Russians in West Virginia”:

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3 thoughts on “A Drunk Trump Asks If ‘There Are Any Russians In West Virginia’

  1. The snippets of this speech I am seeing on The Final Word, MSNBC, right now is almost unbelievable. He sounds like someone trying to encourage a coup — telling them the government is trying to take away what he is doing or has done or what the people want him to do…. hard to follow! But he is not giving an off the cuff speech — he is reading the teleprompter, all planned out, to stir them up, still talking about Hillary should be investigated and she sold uranium to Russia and got away with it (a ridiculous lie BUT those people are deliriously happy hearing him tonight!)… and then more about going to build that wall and they cheer like it is Oct. 2016 again! This man needs to be removed quickly — what he is doing, in my opinion, is really close to treason and encouraging them to blame the whole thing on the government and not him, he is innocent and on their side and the govenrment is not on their side. OMG. Worse than anything he has said and done before. This will be all over the news tomorrow!

    – Murphy

  2. Yes trump needs to be removed as of yesterday, this is only going to get worse and the republican party needs to stop this fool and fast. I realize they (republicans) are afraid of trump unleashing his minions on them, but that is just tough Sh*t. Finally do something more than covering for your billionaire masters and keep “Mein Fuhrer” from destroying our country, then you can go back to destroying the 99%.

  3. If only Trump actually drank, then we’d have at least one thing we could point to as the root of his ways.

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