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Day: July 20, 2017

The BoJ Will Own The Entire Free-Float Of Uniqlo Within 3 Years

July 20, 2017

In the wake of the BoJ’s Thursday decision to follow Haruhiko Kuroda further and further

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‘Uncharted Territory In ETF Land’: Inflows To Market ‘WMDs’ Blow Away Records

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017

“We’ve said this before and to be sure, it’s not a popular thing to say if you’re hanging out with retail investors or anyone who isn’t an active manager, but fuck it”…

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Thursday Satire: Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Low White Vote Count

July 20, 2017

“Mitch McConnell needs a white-vote count of at least fifty in order to function,” he said. “If it falls below fifty and stays there for an extended period of time, he cannot survive.”

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A ‘Gettin’ Away With Murder’ Type Of Day: Thursday Market Wrap

July 20, 2017

Thursday was all about people who might have gotten away with murder…

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Through The Volatility Seller’s Looking Glass

July 20, 2017

“I was surprised. I didn’t expect the volatility selling to extend to most other financial markets. I had thought it was confined to equities, but I was obviously wrong.”

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Here’s Something That Will Never Happen, But Probably Should…

July 20, 2017

“The only thing it will accomplish is forcing, as well as encouraging, investors to carry on with the types of trades every right-minded observer thinks has a large element of recklessness.”

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‘We Don’t Believe You’: FX Market Flips Draghi The Bird

July 20, 2017

It’s time to call bullshit.

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Obama’s Last Laugh

July 20, 2017

“No repeal and no replace. They can’t even do repeal and punt.”

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Traders ‘Buy-The-Trump-Prison-Dip’, But Gold Jumps As ‘POTUS Tirade’ Imminent

July 20, 2017

“It’s also likely to trigger a POTUS tirade and possible other impulsive actions, which are sending some investors for cover.”

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Mueller Expands Trump Investigation; VIX Jumps, USDJPY Dips

July 20, 2017

“The U.S. special counsel investigating possible ties between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia in last year’s election is examining a broad range of transactions involving Trump’s businesses as well as those of his associates, according to a person familiar with the probe.”

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Trump’s Shocking NY Times Interview: A Scathing Critique

July 20, 2017

“President Trump yesterday issued a stunning vote of no-confidence in basically everyone currently in a leadership position in the Justice Department, the FBI, or the special counsel’s office—in other words, not just some federal law enforcement, but all of it.”

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Euro Surges As Draghi Reiterates Sintra Message, Tips ‘Autumn’

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017

But don’t worry:

DRAGHI SAYS ECB TO STAY IN MARKET ‘FOR REALLY LONG TIME’

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‘Woohoo!’ Brent Tops $50 For First Time Since June 7 As Oil Bulls Get Reprieve

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017

And so, having been given a (probably temporary reprieve) and a new lease on life, the bulls have managed to drive Brent above $50 for the first time since June 7 on Thursday.

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The Problem With ‘Simple’ Markets

July 20, 2017

“The only people who don’t think this market is simple are hedge funds and perma-bears who try to make it complex. Yet even as they are continually wrong, they are right.”

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ECB Keeps Everything Unchanged, Language Seems Dovish

July 20, 2017

Ok, well the euro may have come off a little in the past 24 hours

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