The Air Conditioning Is Broken, So Sell Stocks, Buy Bonds

Were you looking for an excuse to move out of nosebleed equities and into something (relatively) safer? Do your eyes glaze over when people like us try to bore you with all kinds of annoying "analysis"? Do you long for an idiot-proof rationale for changing your asset allocation but don't want to be the guy who has to admit later that your decision was based on some arbitrary "trend" lines the market equivalent of a tarot card reader drew on a chart? Well then "seasonal" trends are for you.