File this one in the increasingly full “you heard it here first” folder.
Day: March 13, 2017
Monday Humor: “Did You Mean That?”
Earlier on Monday, I documented U.S. Rep. Steve King’s “struggle” (someone will get the pun). See King thinks maybe we should all be working a little
“Unbelievable” That GOP Health Plan Leaves 24 Million Uninsured, Says White House Who Is Being Spied On By Microwaves
“”Fourteen million people would lose health coverage next year alone [and] premiums would be 15 to 20 percent higher in the first year compared to the ACA.”
These Charts Do NOT Scream “Ready For Super Aggressive Fed”
We don’t want to sound like a broken record, but …
Kellyanne Conway Is “Not Inspector Gadget,” And Is Also “Not In The Job Of Having Evidence”
“I’m not Inspector Gadget and I don’t believe people are using the microwave to spy on the Trump campaign. However, I have… I’m not in the job of having evidence.”
Heisenberg Hate Mail Bag: “As Dead As A Deep Fried Monkfish”
“The psychotic, saudi sand people are finished and it was American Geophysicsts who did it. Deal with reality pal.”
Chart Of The Day: Rise Of The “Dumb” Money
So as with all passive ETF posts, we have to put the word “dumb” in scare quotes. Why? Well, because it’s not entirely clear whether
“Have You Noticed Any Impact On Your Bank Accounts?” Le Pen Explains How She’s Not Going To Trigger A Bank Run
Well this one is fun. So here at HR, we’ve discussed at length the fact that should Marine Le Pen win the French presidency and
Republican Congressman Doesn’t See What’s So Wrong With A Little Ethnic Cleansing
Again, what’s the big f*cking deal? King just thinks that maybe it would be better if we tried a little harder when it comes to creating an American master race.
Chart Check: “What Would You Do?”
I don’t want to set up a chart post with a strawman argument that posits a group of hypothetical investors beset with incredulity about Japan’s sudden penchant for selling US debt, but I’m going to do it anyway…
This Is Why The “Pros” Are Short Small Caps But Long The S&P
Over the weekend, I said the following about the most recent CFTC data which showed specs going net short Russell 2000 minis versus increasing long
This Is What Happens When Americans Don’t Get Their Tax Refunds
I think it’s safe to say we all knew that Americans aren’t exactly in the best position when it comes to their ability to fund
Trump’s Kellyanne Conway Says Your Microwave Is Spying On You, Twitter Responds
“Microwaves that turn into cameras, etc. We know this is a fact of modern life.”
Trader Warns: Fed Meeting Will Be “Death Knell” For Reflation Trades
Dammit Mark, didn’t you learn anything from Goldman’s overnight note on commodities? When reality doesn’t reflect what you think it should, you just cast that reality
Sneaky Ass Hawks
“We begin the new week with evidence that hawks are circling everywhere.”